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Turn Demotivational Poster

U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!

TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.

DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'

TURN THE PAGE - I swear, you are the slowest reader ever!

TAGS: cat book turn page
Rating: 4.54/5

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GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:42 am
Why I didn't fav this when I first saw it, I have no idea.


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm
I totally love this one. Hilarious.


TAGS: plz turn around and run
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 12:16 am
This is Living Sparta! Go to hell you undead Persian b*tches!


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my d*** anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


TAGS: ignorance bliss issue return larger
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - July 16, 2013, 11:54 pm
It may be the same picture, but I think they are a bit different
5150monkeylove - July 15, 2013, 9:11 pm
I saw it, it is still there and under your account name. I gave it a 5L.
dy2012 - July 15, 2013, 6:26 pm
5L i got the same poster #153824 but it was deleted on my account i dont know how??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:32 am
Sweet. 5L
5150monkeylove - July 14, 2013, 1:15 am
Thank you all.
Greeny - July 13, 2013, 9:25 pm
I medicate mine - they don't stand a chance. 5
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:56 pm
Well now, this a little late. Oh well, hungry now. 5L
rerun - July 13, 2013, 6:59 pm

This may just be one of your best posters ever, and with the quality of your work that is not easy to top. 5L
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 6:30 pm

Wowowowowow!~~5ove this!

WE'RE DOOMED - In the first sign that the Fukushima nuclear disaster may be changing life around it scientists say they've found mutant butterflies

TAGS: mothra returns
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:33 pm
Great movie - need I splain why?


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.

MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.

TAGS: murder housewife turng**
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Zcorrecttheory

Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato

FLYING RULE NO. 4 - "There are old pilots and there are bold pilots - but there are no old, bold pilots."

TAGS: roscoe turner and gilmore
Rating: 4.65/5

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GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 1:32 pm
Yes, we know. It's in the tag lines. Thank you.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:02 pm
But when you are that cool, you live long enough to become old and they remember you forever, That´s Roscoe Turner and his loyal Gilmore

BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...

SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy


ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!

TAGS: admiral ackbar akbar star wars return of jedi alien aliens
Rating: 2.31/5

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MO - August 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Jalford! More crap! We know! We f***ING know! For god's sake! Change the record, Ya' f***ing relentless, retarded, no-talent timmy!!


Spoiler Alert -

TAGS: spoiler alert spock returns movie
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:53 am
Thanks, Ism! This is excellent!! 5L!


JEDI'S - They Taste Like Chicken

TAGS: star wars return of the jedi luke skywalker sarlacc
Rating: 3.83/5

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Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Cool poster. You had the the unique take on this pic, from an unexpected perspective. 4/5

TOGETHERNESS - Bunching up like that will "DRAW FIRE!" The ROE(Rules Of Engagement)specifically States that now you HAVE to return it!!


TAGS: journey return end my not so grand return but it s a start
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - February 5, 2013, 8:35 pm

Rick69 - February 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
... Always ...
MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
If my journey is toward the bathroom...in the end, if a toilet isn't there, neither will have mattered. Lovely poster Slick. 5L and an extra 2L if you guarantee the tp is full teehee.



TURNING - Won't have none of that here

TAGS: turning
Rating: 3.36/5

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HE'S BACK SEAN - and rarin' to go

TAGS: the return of bulgy
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
Et tu? Unmasked Avenger -- et tu?
just me - March 25, 2010, 11:47 am
"Moose Knuckle Alaska... Hello"

BACK IN BLACK - ...Forget the hearse 'cause I never die, I got nine lives, Cat's eyes Abusin' every one of them and running wild

ADOPTION - Cuz taking a pet first is for douchebags

TAGS: adoption return lol yahoo
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Florisb

John R - October 20, 2009, 7:14 am
This is an obvious planted Yahoo Answers question. No one other that the one who posted the question would get this screen. "Your open question" - dead giveaway
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:15 am
seriously? this got through?
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:15 pm
Look what Florisb found online!!
John R - October 19, 2009, 6:53 pm
fail.. "your open question" - duh


TAGS: death lost master return dog
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 7:32 pm
No it makes it worse, my dogs sad if i'm out drinking for more than 3 days, If i wasn't coming back I shudder what he would do when he found out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2013, 6:59 pm
Our dog jumped the back gate last new years eve. He was 19 and he obviously decided it was his time, that makes it easier. But I still check every found dog sign and ad that I see. 5L
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 6:59 pm
this was more from the dog's point of view if that helps
curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 6:55 pm
This is a great poster, but I hate it. I used to worry about what I am going to do when my dog dies, I got a lot emotionally invested in the big guy, but in the last 2 years I worry more about this exact scenario.

Between the Lines -


TAGS: turn yours on crankyhead
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 6:57 pm

love all of your stuff today crank, but this...this is fav'd!

BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.

TAGS: don t make me turn around
Rating: 4.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:52 pm
A nice play on words here...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:41 pm
That's A Must !!


TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

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autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?


TAGS: rl turning 50
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2012, 9:53 pm

thnx telli
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
Written, if not exercized. ([email protected])
tellitlikeitis - December 23, 2010, 9:59 am
Ah, nice to be young again.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:49 am
not hard to do when you're only 40. ;)



TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

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ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s

ALBUQUERQUE - Every year, 1000s of car accidents occur, due to taking the wrong turn.

TAGS: wrong turn
Rating: 3.89/5

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smalltownguy - May 25, 2011, 10:18 pm
Blueballs, Virginville, and Intercourse. All real cities. All in the Appalachian mountain range.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
F U C K this f***ing f***! you have to replace the * by an U of course!!
forseti - May 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
Austrian city (the other sign means "please - not that fast") http://data.lustich.de/bilder/l/180-f***ing.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:59 pm
What I learned from 'ja****s' (amongst other things) is that there is also a Mianus somewhere in America.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:58 pm
Well, there is an "Intercourse" Pennsylvania.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:55 pm
That would be unfortunate haha. Still, it doesn't beat the town of 'f***ed' in Australia. They put up a sign asking people not to steal their signs haha.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:54 pm
Well, everyone I know knows it...maybe it mean 'Celery Stick' in Louisiana? Who knows.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:50 pm
It is? I said it to an American recently and they looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language haha. I just a**umed.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:49 pm
Isn't 'wang' slang for p**** EVERYWHERE? Just curious.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
haha. What a strange name. But then, we have a place called Wetwang, and 'wang' is slang for p**** here.
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 5:11 pm
It's a city in Washington State. Bugs Bunny said in one of his cartoons, not sure wich one.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 4:27 pm
Never heard of that one. What's it from?
R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
How about Walla Walla Washington? I laughed my a** off at that one!
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 4:16 pm
For years, I thought Albuquerque wasn't a real place haha. Same with Timbuktu.
Faceplant31 - May 5, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROR! I didn't get his at all at first, thanks Agg! @KFD- d*** good poster 5L
Mongo - May 5, 2010, 3:39 pm
Holy carp, friggin Bugs is an a**hole
forseti - May 5, 2010, 3:29 pm
thx aggy! can't find a german version of this. and don't remember some. but it's funny. 5 bunnies from me!
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:47 pm
Reference to Bugs Bunny... the older Looney Tunes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU
forseti - May 5, 2010, 2:28 pm
i think i don't get it... so i rate 1L... no, just kidding. i rate after i get it. perhaps.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:22 pm
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 2:22 pm
5 Bugs Bunny's for you

FOREIGNERS - All they are, are hot blooded people, waiting for a girl to try to find out what love is. But you know what, that was yesterday, today they’re all just as cold as ice

TAGS: song people turn music july
Rating: 3.5/5

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Greeny - July 26, 2011, 6:14 pm
Got it... 'got a fever of 103' has been stuck in my head all day - thanks
caveman - July 26, 2011, 1:55 pm
i'll just ask this. Do get the 'foreigner' band reference or was it too hard to tell


TAGS: culos left turn steph1
Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - March 18, 2011, 7:03 pm
The dude in the blue flannel
steph1 - March 17, 2011, 5:45 pm
hello, is it me you're looking for?..........(haven't been to mumbai - which one did you think is me?)

RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.


TAGS: why not florida safe return long happy life
Rating: 2.27/5

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Sir - May 3, 2009, 4:18 pm
NO! not Godd*** Florida, we already have too many people down here

CLASSIFICATION - Big Brother is on the Next LEVEL.

dispelling the myth -

TAGS: life twists turns
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2013, 4:53 am
Because no curves would be boring! Just don't live life too fast or you'll get surprised by a sudden curve and lowside it into the ditch

P e r s p e c t i v e -


LGvernon's First Big Country Hit -

Moon Walking -



TAGS: logic returns to motifake
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 9:22 pm
Hmmmmmmm...... are you suggesting they came back from Greece together?
motinet - November 2, 2010, 9:21 pm

Anyone notice that Vanner showed up too, and created 3 motifakes today?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:45 pm
Taking a dump?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:44 pm
But where was...oh wait. I get it. I'm right...here. Where's Moooooooooo with the Jamesons when ya need him!?


TAGS: timmy beware he will return
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 1:59 pm
We're just friends.


ain't dat about a bitch -

TAGS: the return of krickit
Rating: 4.63/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:08 pm

Sho - August 2, 2013, 3:01 pm

Distraction -

the return -

TAGS: religion the return
Rating: 4.5/5

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chickenlittle - November 16, 2013, 8:05 pm
Thanks Prissy! I just submitted my first ones there today :)
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:38 am
Dear God...5L's. Little, if you haven't already, share this over at religifake too!

PHILO - Sure, His Best Friend's An Orangutan. Are Yours Any Better?

TAGS: left turn clyde
Rating: 4.36/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Right turn, Clyde.

Dear Zachary, may your soul rest in peace -

TAGS: zachary turner andrew bagby shirley turner dear zachary kurt kuenne motifayk
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Wiki the 'Dear Zachary' as suggested. That's one sick puppy! Hell hath no fury played to the maximum level. 5L and a - W O W !


Yard Dooty -

TAGS: big steamy piles turned bricks
Rating: 4.25/5

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Greeny - April 19, 2014, 6:28 am
Yep, but I don't own a bowling ball...
Oldsod - April 18, 2014, 8:50 pm
Just an ordinary average guy?

BRITISH PLAYS - To be or not to be? Yeah dude, that's a question.

TAGS: bill turnin in his grave
Rating: 4.19/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 6:28 pm
I almost jammed a fork in my eye when I saw a movie he starred in with Patrick Swayze. Why a fork in the eye? Because if I have to be in that much pain, I should be the cause of that. HOWEVER, the poster and the caption is fantastic + 5L + faved.
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:51 am
they let this guy play hamlet?? *facepalm*
crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 2:32 pm
I don't like Keanu either, but he did play Hamlet, so I thought I'd make a joke about it =)
Mr. Shiny - May 3, 2010, 2:26 pm
I don't like keanu reeves, but I like the poster, 5L!


I'M TELLIN' YA - A car hits an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic asks 'are you comfortable?'. The man says 'I make a living'.



TAGS: come on baby please turn over for***** assignment
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
Ford pinto?
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 4:08 pm
thanks Fatt Matt. Because of that a***ogy, I now live under the guideline of "if it has t*** or wheels, lease it."
Fatt Matt - November 24, 2009, 3:51 pm
I like the a***ogy. +5

JUNE 30TH THE IRAQI TURNOVER - Think happy thoughts, must think happy thoughts, to be in my happy place!

TAGS: iraqi turnover iraq 32nd red arrow brigade
Rating: 3.56/5

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Found you - July 2, 2009, 8:00 am
on facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686967077
KDP3 - July 2, 2009, 7:57 am
Nice user name eh?
Bone - July 2, 2009, 7:33 am
Now that's funny (not really) 5 Poodles from me!

FAMILY FEST DISPLAY RULE. 1 - Disable the frick'n "CAR-HORN!!" Before you clear the guns, or set the parking brake! The honkings triggering my PTSD!

diminishing returns -

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT - Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts

TAGS: and i do my little turn on the catwalk
Rating: 2.87/5

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glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
Whose the moron that could have ever thought this was a good style? It's not ***y or appealing in anyway shape or form... uck...
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:28 am
I saw a guy wearing an outfit like this, walking down the street once...left, right...left, right...foooomp, FACEPLANT! pants fell around his ankles and the dude went flying...lol'd till I thought i was gonna pee myself!

GREENY - The best gal pal a gal can have shes got a secret however Im the one who turned him

TAGS: turning a little green
Rating: 2.6/5

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Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:45 pm
Ok, I give... this is a little scary. Thank God for aninim... anonimy... anonymity.

NEW THIS SEASON - Bathrooms by R. Kelly

THE RETURN OF... - ..Christ! What is that thing!

TAGS: return of christ monster beast thing
Rating: 2.44/5

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Gerne Blenston - February 11, 2009, 4:49 pm
CraigR - December 7, 2008, 11:47 am
oh ****, my **** mutated
clay - August 5, 2008, 4:01 pm
Tabris - August 2, 2008, 11:21 pm
I don't know about you, but I toss out all my wingless gryphons.
RII - August 1, 2008, 9:29 am
Rotted racoon.
issac - July 31, 2008, 11:39 pm
it looks a bit like a chupacabra
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 2:12 pm
Nooooo! Not Mr Scruffles!!! Oh god, why? why why why why???? *sniff*

LIBERTY - It's what neocons name their children.

TAGS: world turns neocons republicans conservatives
Rating: 2.26/5

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MO - August 11, 2009, 4:03 pm
This chick's just screaming for some Joker face paint! I'm just saying..... Ph**oshop anyone?
capitalization - August 11, 2009, 3:56 pm
Political opinion aside, does someone want to tell me who this is?

BIG FANCY WALTZ... which one's Matilda? -

TAGS: 1 2 3 step 1 2 3 turn 1 2 3 ooops sorry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:59 am
Excellent, UP yours

just when you thought it was safe to go outside... -

TAGS: jaws returns 57 cloud shark
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2015, 4:05 pm
Thanks, guys!
concern3 - June 25, 2015, 2:43 pm
well played 5er
GaryO - June 25, 2015, 11:07 am
very nicely done
JesusWept - June 25, 2015, 10:23 am
Haha! Good one! L L L L L
Reality Lord - June 25, 2015, 8:53 am

Nice. Liked the choice of fonts.

Missy's Back! -

TAGS: miss priss prodigal daughter returns
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:03 am
She's playing American football and is 'halfbacking'
Reality Lord - June 16, 2015, 8:16 am

aaaaaaaand she's gone

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